Dave Noises

If you hear what sounds to be a wild autists mating call, that is likely David or Sean, but is most likely David. He tends to make noises akin to mentally handicapped 4 year old being violently shook by a deranged man. This can range from high pitched screams to a deep moaning noise that can only be described as 'Downstastic". So far doctors have found the cause of this, but due to Dave's natural autistic aurora, if he is operated on it is a safety/health hazard for the doctors as they will most likely lose half their brains processing power in under a week from direct exposure.